[–] SHELF_ASS 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
At the very least they need to start suffering legal consequences for this. The more they start shitting in public, the more other subhuman lardasses will think "hey, why didn't I think of that sooner? Who needs restrooms?" and we're all going to have to wear special shoes when we go shopping because we know every trip we'll have to throw them out before we get back in our cars. Grocery stores will have to have someone on constant shit-cleaning duty.
It is disgusting, and as you predict they will all start doing it because they are lazy, inconsiderate scum.
I still think execution is the ultimate legal consequence! We could make it into a reality TV show like 'the biggest loser'. The twist here would be if you fail to lose the weight and keep it off....you face a firing squad loaded with blanks.....but for each rude, inconsiderate, typical fatty thing you have done in the show, one blank is replaced by an actual live round.
I would watch the hell out of that!
[–] fancyiguana 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I was just about to say how can anyone not hate fats knowing shit (pun intended) like this?
[–] ObeastsareDisgusting 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
If there's one thing /v/fph has taught me, it's that there is no such thing as rock bottom for morbids.
[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The hippo is at least making an effort to clean its behind.
[–] Diogenes_The_Cynic 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Like horses?
[–] DevilsMonkey 1 point 37 points 38 points (+38|-1) ago
I didn't expect you to be literal with the title.
[–] fancyiguana 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I assumed it would be about real shit. Because fatties are disgusting.
[–] Carsandsarcasm [S] 1 point 18 points 19 points (+19|-1) ago
I was going for that effect.
[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
One more reason to always have your cell phone in a pocket, pre-set to shoot video and ready to go on a split-second’s notice. V-FPH needs live vids of fats shitting themselves and shaking turds out of their pants onto the floor. There should be a contest for the best live vid of a fat shitting itself.