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[–] RockyMountainLady 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The part I don't believe is how a landwhale found pants big enough to not be embedded in their skin "sausage casing" style. I worked retail, I believe dirty little human monkeys will shit about anywhere... o_O

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[–] Alex4000 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I use to work in retail back in college. Trust me, it's real. ಠ_ಠ

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[–] DevilsMonkey 1 point 37 points (+38|-1) ago 

I didn't expect you to be literal with the title.

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[–] fancyiguana 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I assumed it would be about real shit. Because fatties are disgusting.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm [S] 1 point 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

I was going for that effect.