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[–] xDominik 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Burn it!

And than throw the blanket out.

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[–] DeathBeforeFUPA 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Burn the blanket, the couch and the apartment.... it's the only way to be sure

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[–] xDominik 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I meant burn the ham, but your idea isn't bad either.

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[–] whoahson 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You should tell your friend that the tubby tanker isn't allowed back at your place until she replaces the blanket. At the very least you should be compensated for damages. I have a few old blankets that are mementos of my parents and grandparents, and there would be hell to play if someone ruined them.

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[–] IAmYourDemons 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Pretty sure a trip in the washer machine would have fixed it.

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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Shame the shit out of it. Shitlord so hard that this thing turns into a BMI of 3.

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[–] Human_Thumb 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I know that you already threw it out, but if you wash it on hot and throw in a scoop of baking soda on top of the clothes, it will help with many smells.

Also, don't let that happen again.

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Your new roommate has a fat friend? Shit is not going to be pleasant for a long time.

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[–] AxonCaradoc ago 

Withdraw and scorch the earth Komrad Tinderella

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[–] la_fupacabra ago 

I swear to god I would kill a fat for ruining my X-Files or Texans blankets. Also could have been solved by washing with oxyclean, color-safe bleach, and detergent/fabric softener, but I totally understand your reaction

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[–] YamaMaya ago 

Better get rid of the couch just for good measure

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