[–] la_fupacabra ago
I swear to god I would kill a fat for ruining my X-Files or Texans blankets. Also could have been solved by washing with oxyclean, color-safe bleach, and detergent/fabric softener, but I totally understand your reaction
[–] IggyReilly 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well crap. I was gonna say you could wash it with some vinegar in the rinse cycle and that would get rid of the fupa monster's layer of crust, but the blanket is gone :(
[–] LeftyLoosey 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ughhhh that reminds me of my roommates(2 hams) (we're moving soon thank god) but originally we had a dog we were watching and they decided my blanket my parents just bought me for Christmas was a dog blanket, it was a soft fuzzy one that was nice and big. Most of my fuzzy ones I own aren't long enough for me to get fully engulfed in (5'7") so this one was perfect for that. They threw it out to the dog and he of course ruined it(I don't blame the dog at all, he was a puppy and pretty untrained but not his fault). Didn't even ask me, I had to find out by seeing it out in the rain tattered and filthy. No amount of washing can eliminate that wet dog, mud and shit smell.
[–] LeftyLoosey 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It would be wonderful but the next place will be perfect I'll get to decorate, keep the place immaculate and never have to worry about a corner of our living room being nothing but literal garbage.
[–] fruitsmacks 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
maybe it's a guy thing, but that would have undoubtedly turned into a fistfight in a male roomate situation.
[–] LeftyLoosey 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lol I'm small I'd be scared of them squishing me. But if I was male possibly haha. I just can't wait to get out of this house, we literally live in filth due to them just never cleaning, ever and I'm exhausted after work so I'm not doing it either. I used to but you just kinda give up after you realize it's a lost cause. Tried to help the girl ham to lose weight, but she would just complain when walking with me and my mom that we take too big of steps and her knees are bad, so fuck that.
[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Your new roommate has a fat friend? Shit is not going to be pleasant for a long time.
[–] Human_Thumb 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I know that you already threw it out, but if you wash it on hot and throw in a scoop of baking soda on top of the clothes, it will help with many smells.
Also, don't let that happen again.
[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Shame the shit out of it. Shitlord so hard that this thing turns into a BMI of 3.
[–] YamaMaya ago
Better get rid of the couch just for good measure