[–] Foreverbronze 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Fat people are disgusting. When they go in the water you can see an oil slick coming off them, almost as if used, rancid mcdonalds oil was spewing from the Deepwater Horizon well
[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
First it was cartwheels in our public parks, now it's rolling around on our shores. God help us ALL.
[–] vegetariancatlover 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Tits that stretch from Maine to the Florida Keys...
[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers [S] ago
Yeah, even her sycophants told her that those tops did her no favors!
[–] BuzzingBeaver 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
So much fake confidence. I bet they edited out that classic hammy salty glare whenever a human woman walked by. We all know that look, and it's usually followed with some attention-seeking move or comment about curves.
[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I couldn't help but notice that most of the folk in the background/passers-by were either averting their gazes, or ignoring her completely.
[–] BuzzingBeaver 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Willing to bet one of my kidneys that pig got some serious chub rub from doing more moving than its done in 5 years with a big dose of sand and salt in its folds. One of my sisters is half of that one's size, and she had a rash all along the insides of her thighs for almost 3 weeks after a beach trip.
I wonder if the hammies will cover up once they try to be human and actually do more than sit under an umbrella at the beach and get big ugly rashes this summer? Nah, they're going to be piggies and sit and eat the whole time.
[–] vladthehampaler 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
good god. i've never seen a pair of tits push a stomach into the ground like that. this thing needs to stay in the ground. i had to mute the awful music and it was like a hypnotic wobbly meditation on the death of a civilization and a grotesque mutation at the hands of corn products. i weep for her skeleton
[–] OdetteSwan 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Um, other pigs and people are wearing long sleeves. Is this thing so desperate for attention it stupidly rolls around on a beach in fatkinis while the weather is cold?
[–] BuzzingBeaver ago
Easier to for faux confidence when the humans are all covered up.
[–] Scroat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
All that blubber shes lugging around will keep her nice and toasty, but she does have to watch out for harpoons.