[–] smelly_farts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Maybe these random ass lumps on my dress will distract you from all the random ass lumps on my body. Also the creatures bright colors and bold plumage clearly indicate that it is highly toxic.
[–] FurlinedKeyhole ago
Waaaait is this like a fat Ru Paul drag TV spin-off? If so, I would like to get off the planet now please & thanks!
[–] somethingissmarmy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That bow on her shoulder doubles as a rubber canteen for pâté.
[–] work_build_do ago
So, did it choose to wear a that was so loud and looked like a paint can exploded that humans might ignore the fat slob underneath? Well, it didn't work. For me the opposite happened and announced it like a giant neon sign.