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[–] shitlordpornstar 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

One of these is an enormous, musky land beast that needs to consume over 10,000 calories a day due to its large mass, and the other is a dead moose.

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[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Let's put the moo in moose! Tee hee

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[–] UnskinnyBop 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Difference is, the moose can afford the calories.

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[–] 2drunk2stand 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

How did that moose get inside Starbucks?

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[–] NoCountryForFatMen 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

And how did that hippo get inside Starbucks?

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[–] Foreverbronze 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is having a definite volume and a definite shape. This hideous bitch looks like she has the consistency of a thin trash bag filled with glycerin. Definite volume, no definite shape

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[–] shitlordpornstar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Textbook deathfat.

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[–] PikaPickledCake 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Her neck and chest have become one.

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Moose, taking one for the team.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

She and the moose will soon have more in common - both huge, both dead.