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[–] slugsrgr8t [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I stared at this thing's arms all night. How the hell did they find a tarp to cover it?!

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Never, ever have a fat in your wedding party. Not only do they ruin your photos, they are lazy as fuck and don't actually do anything to help in regards to the wedding the way an actual bridesmaid/groomsman should

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[–] etherandhoney 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This.

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[–] ethanGeltanFPH 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What did the bride look like? Groom? Pictures might have already been ruined.

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[–] slugsrgr8t [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Bride has some pudge, as does groom. I am 93% sure she will gain 20 pounds soon.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I am 100% sure they'll both balloon 40 pounds by years end.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Is the bride a ham? If not, she soon will be given that is a wides-maid.

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[–] l23r 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Let me guess... She's the younger (but older looking) sister of the bride who just happened to get a bad pair of jeans...

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[–] smoledman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Actually it's a good thing! The bride(assuming she isn't a ham) can show her kids this photo in some years time - this is what you don't want to be when you grow up...".

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[–] KitKatLasagna55 ago 

But for that, they could just have a stroll outside and look around :(

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[–] ranch-othelioma ago 

Maybe she'll be forced to wear the scalet F.

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[–] bikebikebike ago 

I'm surprised that her chair held her weight.

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