[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Shouldn't the sign read, "if you're more than 200 lbs stay the fuck off our furniture fatty?"
[–] round_isnt_curvy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
My friend owns a salon and had a big, fat, sloppy woman break the supports on her $250 facial table. She decided to buy one that was a couple thousand dollars that is more sturdy to replace it, because in this society you can't turn away enormous monsters, that's like 1/3 of the population.
[–] BoredShitPrincess 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sometimes, when I get into that "What if one day, I..." daydreaming mindset, I think about what I'd do with and how I'd run certain businesses. I would put up signs like these before the first day I'd open shop!
[–] PM_nudes_pls 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
something hilarious, I presume.