[–] BannedFromVoat_wtf 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Proabbly likes.the.smell that fat cunt.
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[–] Towel_Head 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm jealous of your writing abilities...
[–] FatMasterson ago
I was just thinking that. Hipflask, I could read your stories all day, they are wonderfully written.
And the laziness when disposing of the poop doesn't surprise me at all. Not when it comes to a fat.
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I'm honestly more shocked by the fact that a ham picks up after its dog and also owns a bicycle, but let's be real: the ham probably isn't riding that bike.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Maybe it rides the bike to the trash can!
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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
ultimately the adipose will annoy
You're a true poet!
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 36 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago
Fats have a disturbingly comfortable relationship with feces. They store in in bikes, they wear old underwear, they don't think twice about not being able to wipe, they have no problems waffle stomping, and they are happy to be fused to chairs with it. What snaps in a person's brain to enable this?
[–] BlackBetty 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
THIS. And totally not shocked at all. In fact, this is tame compared to some of the shit stories I've heard about fats.
[–] thinANDintelligent 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Waffle stomping... Dare I google it?...
[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Imagine you don't fit on the toilet, the shower becomes your new toilet, and you have to get the matter down the drain.
[–] Jag_hatar_fetton 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
They get too fat to use the toilet/wipe and instead shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain grate. Not even only at their own damn houses, even as guests in others homes. Some nasty stories have been posted here if u search the key words. This is the "nice" description haha
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Old underwear? There's a story about a guy who stores it in the underwear he's currently wearing. AT WORK...
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I think it's just a matter of getting used to it, which is incredibly disturbing in and of itself. They're so accustomed to things like waffle stomping and always having at least some shit in their pants that it becomes a new normal.