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[–] ohwell316 ago 

Cut the bike chain and throw it in the dumpster. Take pics to prove it was covered in trash.

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[–] 5114056? ago 

Be glad she isn't shitting her pants at work like Moby Shitpants in the other posting.

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[–] Wheeze 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Oh, I have a story similar to this I want to share.

A fat fuck across the street from where I used to live used to take his dog around the corner of the backyard, let it shit, put it into a bag and toss it into a rocky area of the backyard. We didn't know this because it was winter at the time and when the snow melted there was a mountain of dog shit bags. What made it worse it was non-biodegradable bags.

I was so pissed about the litter on its own I put up a sign that said "Don't throw your dog shit or litter into my backyard you lazy fat fucker." And I kept it there and I didn't care what anyone thought.

I like to recycle and my blood was boiling at his disrespect for the world and me as his neighbour. Fats really only care about themselves and how to make life more easy just for them, and not others.

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

ultimately the adipose will annoy

You're a true poet!

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[–] shiznitleader 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Animals acting on instinct.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I'm honestly more shocked by the fact that a ham picks up after its dog and also owns a bicycle, but let's be real: the ham probably isn't riding that bike.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe it rides the bike to the trash can!

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[–] l23r ago 

By the description about collecting your mail from it, I think I know what part of Europe you're in. Lots of people like to talk about there being too many Muslims here. I say let's get rid of the fatties.

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[–] HipFlask [S] 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Why make the world better in only one way?

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[–] Towel_Head 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm jealous of your writing abilities...

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[–] FatMasterson ago 

I was just thinking that. Hipflask, I could read your stories all day, they are wonderfully written.

And the laziness when disposing of the poop doesn't surprise me at all. Not when it comes to a fat.

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