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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

Fats have a disturbingly comfortable relationship with feces. They store in in bikes, they wear old underwear, they don't think twice about not being able to wipe, they have no problems waffle stomping, and they are happy to be fused to chairs with it. What snaps in a person's brain to enable this?

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Old underwear? There's a story about a guy who stores it in the underwear he's currently wearing. AT WORK...

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[–] thinANDintelligent 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Waffle stomping... Dare I google it?...

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[–] Jag_hatar_fetton 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

They get too fat to use the toilet/wipe and instead shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain grate. Not even only at their own damn houses, even as guests in others homes. Some nasty stories have been posted here if u search the key words. This is the "nice" description haha

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Imagine you don't fit on the toilet, the shower becomes your new toilet, and you have to get the matter down the drain.

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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

THIS. And totally not shocked at all. In fact, this is tame compared to some of the shit stories I've heard about fats.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I think it's just a matter of getting used to it, which is incredibly disturbing in and of itself. They're so accustomed to things like waffle stomping and always having at least some shit in their pants that it becomes a new normal.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I'm honestly more shocked by the fact that a ham picks up after its dog and also owns a bicycle, but let's be real: the ham probably isn't riding that bike.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe it rides the bike to the trash can!

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[–] HipFlask [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well, depending on how you look at it... gravity is certainly a challenge for hams!

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

ultimately the adipose will annoy

You're a true poet!

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[–] Towel_Head 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm jealous of your writing abilities...

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[–] FatMasterson ago 

I was just thinking that. Hipflask, I could read your stories all day, they are wonderfully written.

And the laziness when disposing of the poop doesn't surprise me at all. Not when it comes to a fat.

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[–] Wheeze 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Oh, I have a story similar to this I want to share.

A fat fuck across the street from where I used to live used to take his dog around the corner of the backyard, let it shit, put it into a bag and toss it into a rocky area of the backyard. We didn't know this because it was winter at the time and when the snow melted there was a mountain of dog shit bags. What made it worse it was non-biodegradable bags.

I was so pissed about the litter on its own I put up a sign that said "Don't throw your dog shit or litter into my backyard you lazy fat fucker." And I kept it there and I didn't care what anyone thought.

I like to recycle and my blood was boiling at his disrespect for the world and me as his neighbour. Fats really only care about themselves and how to make life more easy just for them, and not others.

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[–] BannedFromVoat_wtf 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Proabbly likes.the.smell that fat cunt.

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[–] l23r ago 

By the description about collecting your mail from it, I think I know what part of Europe you're in. Lots of people like to talk about there being too many Muslims here. I say let's get rid of the fatties.

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[–] HipFlask [S] 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Why make the world better in only one way?

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