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[–] HipFlask [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well, depending on how you look at it... gravity is certainly a challenge for hams!

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I'm honestly more shocked by the fact that a ham picks up after its dog and also owns a bicycle, but let's be real: the ham probably isn't riding that bike.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe it rides the bike to the trash can!

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

Fats have a disturbingly comfortable relationship with feces. They store in in bikes, they wear old underwear, they don't think twice about not being able to wipe, they have no problems waffle stomping, and they are happy to be fused to chairs with it. What snaps in a person's brain to enable this?

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[–] PutDownTheDamnFork 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Everytime I'm reminded that waffle stomping not only exists but has earned a name, I want to scrub my shower, bar the doors, and cry for a week.

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[–] indignantxcoffee 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They're not people.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I think it's just a matter of getting used to it, which is incredibly disturbing in and of itself. They're so accustomed to things like waffle stomping and always having at least some shit in their pants that it becomes a new normal.

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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

THIS. And totally not shocked at all. In fact, this is tame compared to some of the shit stories I've heard about fats.

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