[–] coffeeandmetal 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Welp, I've just decided I'm fasting today.
[–] fattyfattyboomba 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
"You will never believe what my selfish girlfriend did. Here we were in the car after spending the day at the beach. All the other womenz were checking my out. They want this awesome bod I have. Anyways I needed to go to the bathroom, but every one I stopped in had a shitlord there triggering me with their thin privilege by fitting through the door that clearly wasn't created for a real man. So, like any normal person would, I went in the car. It's not like ots a big deal or anything, we can just get the car cleaned. And would you believe it, my girlfriend yelled at me. As though she was upset. After all the attention I was getting today she should feel so lucky to call this stud her boyfriend. Plus, she's going to have to get used to cleaning up my waste soon anyway as I can't reach down to wash myself anymore, which is still perfectly healthy. Damn feminism for making my girlfriend think she doesn't have to tend to my every emission. This is why we need men's rights".
[–] burntfishnchips ago
I really hope this dumps this lardwhale. Holyfuck, he gained 50lbs in a year and his hygeine went to shit??
Yeah, no hope. This shitlady needs to find someone else. Someone who won't literally shit themselves and feel no shame about it.
[–] AsianMetabolism 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That sub never fails to make me feel like I'm a super capable adult. There was another thread last week about a boyfriend who pissed himself in the car.
[–] tardersauced 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's been 9 months since she posted this. Hopefully she's come to her senses by now?
[–] GutterTrash 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was wondering if this was some Deja vu. I then remembered I read this before. Still equally disgusting the second read around.
[–] Starlordwhore 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Someone needs to send her over here to read this too
[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD ago (edited ago)
Lmao she let him gain 55 pounds and on top of that she put up with all his nasty BS and now shes bitching? First of all why would you let your SO get that big to begin with. As soon as I saw my SO was letting himself go you're damn fucking right I got on his ass to work out or I'd leave him and he started working out. Second of all honestly I don't even have words to describe how disgusting it is that he shit himself and on top of that shes QUESTIONING whether to leave him or not. I'd understand shitting yourself maybe on accident and being ashamed but this mother fucker was just fine and dandy with shitting himself in front of you. What the fuck part of any of that is okay to put up with??? If my SO did any of that I would have been gone looooonngg loooonng ago.