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[–] ComedicGoat [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So my and my girl were sitting in a restaurant when she motions for me to looking to my 3 o'clock. In comes waddling in a hamther, a homther, and a hamghter and each one would no doubt be heavier than 280lbs. Didn't stick around to see them chow down on what they ordered, but the waiter brought in a tray full of greasy things for the hamily.

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[–] wurtzbach 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Both girls are only around 240-250 lbs., but they are no less porcine (and disgusting).

"Guesstimation" is one of Pinoy weaknesses.

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[–] nueroux 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Did you just say ONLY 240 lbs?

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[–] wurtzbach ago 

Yes., I said 240-250. The girls couldn't be possibly heavier than that because they look petite and couldn't be more than 5'5" in height. Caucasians (taller women) with those body proportions would be around 280, but these girls are Asians and in the short side.

I have extensive experience with disgusting Asian cows (plus I do part-time work at a fitness clinic), so I at least know my measurements. ;-)

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[–] AOU 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Did they speak Hamalog?

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[–] ComedicGoat [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You bet your bottom sausage they do.