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[–] fupatronic 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Fats have never seen the work/reward feedback mechanism work. You work hard in class, you gain strength/flexibility. Eat less, lose weight etc. They put themselves into the situation that would facilitate achieving their goal but they never actually execute on it once they get there.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I always love stories that include the "fuck are you gonna do about it fatty?" stare.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

There is a fatty who comes to my Pilates class. It just sits on the mat and huffs loudly. Why the fuck even come if you aren't going to try?

This thing gets winded by watching other people do exercises that barely raise my pulse.

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[–] jackiejormpjomp 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

they go so they can say 'i'm totally fit, i do yoga' and post selfies in their 'cute' workout clothes beforehand. and then reward themselves with a venti frappuccino with extra whip.

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[–] veganyogi ago 

Fatties in front of or close to you in yoga class=bad. Behind you=badassery.

Benefits include shame and hatred they feel at sight of: 1) Your gloriously bootie in full view and reminding them of their own fat ass. 2) Chaturanga pushups and other strength exercises you execute perfectly which they can't. 3) Bitch I'm hotter than you stares you give from down dog pose when they are all red faced and out-of-breath on their knees. 4) Balance poses which they can't handle but which you hold with poise.

I could go on and on. So much fun.

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[–] CIShitLord ago 

I went to a couple hot yoga sessions a while back, which actually felt amazing so I might try it again, and half the people there were hams. It was disgusting. And of course they couldn't do any of the poses so they just stood/sat/lay there, maybe moving an arm or a leg every now and then. Everyone else was either fit or slender.