[–] Genital_Erection_ 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Sometimes when I'm hiking I think about salamanders, salamanders with tits, and how awesome that would be. Then I remember that they walk close to the ground, causing their nipples to rub constantly...making them bleed profusely.
[–] Wafflebutt 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Well, you win the prize. This has to be the only thing out of all these replies that has never popped in my head. But now it will.
[–] Genital_Erection_ 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Whenever hiking to a campground at a national park there will usually be a three-sided wooden shelter to house people from the elements, and inside that shelter there is usually a journal people will write in and sometimes when you read the entries from different people you might find that one gem of imagination. The story I told in my previous comment was one of these journal entry gems and also included a very crudely drawn comic strip of this salamander with bloody nipples, it was by and by the funniest trail entry I have ever read, but the credit goes to the trail alias of Tree Hugger. If you are out there Tree Hugger then I would like to thank you for amazing, inspiring and insightful story about salamander tits.
[–] Wafflebutt 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yes, it does, doesn't it? Then again, as someone who has struggled with depression on and off for almost 40 years, when I find myself thinking about this too much, it's a sign to talk to someone.
But I still cannot honestly say that death doesn't just sound like such a relief from all the day to day noise and worry. Like going to bed at the end of a long, hard day.
[–] Wafflebutt 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I wonder what it would be like to wake up in a hospital bed but as my much younger self, finding out that I have dreamt my future while in a coma. Then I start to remember what stocks went big so that my younger self can invest money, and how would I earn the start up cash, and could I convince anyone to help me? And.....since I know that I would take a completely different career path, how would I ensure I'd still meet my current husband? And would we have the same kids? I really have spent a whole lot of time on this what-if.
[–] greiierg 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Something that might interest you
also...
There was a really great story about a man who was knocked out and lived a full life in his mind. Had a wife, children and then was awoken by a lamp.
[–] Wafflebutt 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Cool stories! But the second one was so sad......now I'll have to figure that bit out for when I wake up. :)
[–] PaperForPlastic 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
This isn't something I "think about", so to speak, but rather something that made me think... I was surprised by how anxious and depressed something so simple made me: I found myself aimlessly scrolling through the years on my calendar app... I stopped on the year 2462 and saw that my birthday would be on a Sunday.
I've been thinking about it for days now and I can't get over how much it's affected me. Being that close to being able to visualize a time you can't experience is super frustrating (to me anyway).
[–] chamington 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
If I die right now, I won't have to do the 20+ page paper that's due on Tuesday.
[–] Gravedogs9_ 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
While I'm in my most vulnerable state.
Taking a nice shit. I get this feeling something might stab my ass mid shit. It ruins everything for me and makes me feel uncomfortable. Then I get angry at myself for thinking about it because I have to shit.
[–] Gravedogs9_ 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I actually check for that...
I lightly kick over the lid to make sure something isn't there. When I feel good about it I do the deed.
[–] CantStopPooping 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
In parts of the metropolitan area I live in there are problems with sewer rats coming up the plumbing through the toilets. One unlucky couple found a group of sewer rats on their newborn baby nibbling on the poor kids nose and fingers. What if a rat came up the pipes and bite you on the taint?
[–] Gravedogs9_ 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I live in a really small town in Texas. So I don't think we have to worry about rats like that. I do worry about a wasp or some insect finding their way into the bowl. Haha
And did this post help come up with that name? Lol
[–] 123_456 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Why are people on the internet so stupid? You reading this comment! Explain yourself!
[–] jerry 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Im not even that stupid its usually just that i have different views than some!
[–] chamington 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is the internet, so no matter how many people tell me I'm wrong, it cannot become a physical fight.
[–] daftfader 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
A mob is as smart as the dumbest member divided by the number of members...
'nuff said
[–] bugman07 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What if the dumbest had negative intelligence?
[–] Puptaw 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
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