0
5

[–] 123_456 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Why are people on the internet so stupid? You reading this comment! Explain yourself!

0
3

[–] jerry 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Im not even that stupid its usually just that i have different views than some!

0
1

[–] chamington 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is the internet, so no matter how many people tell me I'm wrong, it cannot become a physical fight.

0
2

[–] daftfader 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A mob is as smart as the dumbest member divided by the number of members...

'nuff said

0
1

[–] bugman07 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What if the dumbest had negative intelligence?

0
1

[–] Puptaw 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

0
8

[–] Genital_Erection_ 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Sometimes when I'm hiking I think about salamanders, salamanders with tits, and how awesome that would be. Then I remember that they walk close to the ground, causing their nipples to rub constantly...making them bleed profusely.

0
4

[–] Wafflebutt 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Well, you win the prize. This has to be the only thing out of all these replies that has never popped in my head. But now it will.

0
5

[–] Genital_Erection_ 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Whenever hiking to a campground at a national park there will usually be a three-sided wooden shelter to house people from the elements, and inside that shelter there is usually a journal people will write in and sometimes when you read the entries from different people you might find that one gem of imagination. The story I told in my previous comment was one of these journal entry gems and also included a very crudely drawn comic strip of this salamander with bloody nipples, it was by and by the funniest trail entry I have ever read, but the credit goes to the trail alias of Tree Hugger. If you are out there Tree Hugger then I would like to thank you for amazing, inspiring and insightful story about salamander tits.

0
4

[–] syxsyx 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Death.. Idk why, the idea of death, for me, sounds very peaceful.

0
2

[–] Wafflebutt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yes, it does, doesn't it? Then again, as someone who has struggled with depression on and off for almost 40 years, when I find myself thinking about this too much, it's a sign to talk to someone.

But I still cannot honestly say that death doesn't just sound like such a relief from all the day to day noise and worry. Like going to bed at the end of a long, hard day.

0
2

[–] syxsyx 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Unspoken tranquility. That's how I put it.

Life is a long, pain-intensive, pointless process to a finite end..

0
1

[–] TokyoMoon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm in the same boat, except to me its the most terrifying thing ever. I think about how I absolutely have no power over it and that one day I will never live again. Ever. Eternally.

0
3

[–] Wafflebutt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wonder what it would be like to wake up in a hospital bed but as my much younger self, finding out that I have dreamt my future while in a coma. Then I start to remember what stocks went big so that my younger self can invest money, and how would I earn the start up cash, and could I convince anyone to help me? And.....since I know that I would take a completely different career path, how would I ensure I'd still meet my current husband? And would we have the same kids? I really have spent a whole lot of time on this what-if.

0
2

[–] greiierg 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Something that might interest you

also...

There was a really great story about a man who was knocked out and lived a full life in his mind. Had a wife, children and then was awoken by a lamp.

0
2

[–] Wafflebutt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Cool stories! But the second one was so sad......now I'll have to figure that bit out for when I wake up. :)

0
6

[–] PaperForPlastic 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This isn't something I "think about", so to speak, but rather something that made me think... I was surprised by how anxious and depressed something so simple made me: I found myself aimlessly scrolling through the years on my calendar app... I stopped on the year 2462 and saw that my birthday would be on a Sunday.

I've been thinking about it for days now and I can't get over how much it's affected me. Being that close to being able to visualize a time you can't experience is super frustrating (to me anyway).

0
3

[–] hdwarty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

...this comment made me anxious. And now I'll be thinking about it.

0
4

[–] chamington 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If I die right now, I won't have to do the 20+ page paper that's due on Tuesday.

0
1

[–] Pattoe [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yes but imagine all the paper work involved in the afterlife

0
2

[–] chamington 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Meh, it's less than 20 pages I bet

0
3

[–] Gravedogs9_ 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

While I'm in my most vulnerable state.

Taking a nice shit. I get this feeling something might stab my ass mid shit. It ruins everything for me and makes me feel uncomfortable. Then I get angry at myself for thinking about it because I have to shit.

0
1

[–] Pattoe [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

At least you're not thinking about something more likely to happen. People throw away venomous snakes and they make their way through plumbing and curl up under the toilet rim and can come out and bite you

0
1

[–] Gravedogs9_ 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I actually check for that...

I lightly kick over the lid to make sure something isn't there. When I feel good about it I do the deed.

0
1

[–] CantStopPooping 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

In parts of the metropolitan area I live in there are problems with sewer rats coming up the plumbing through the toilets. One unlucky couple found a group of sewer rats on their newborn baby nibbling on the poor kids nose and fingers. What if a rat came up the pipes and bite you on the taint?

0
1

[–] Gravedogs9_ 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I live in a really small town in Texas. So I don't think we have to worry about rats like that. I do worry about a wasp or some insect finding their way into the bowl. Haha

And did this post help come up with that name? Lol

0
2

[–] Luk3 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

What if IRL everyone but you is a bot designed to make you don't realize that you are trapped in a imaginary world?

0
2

[–] Pattoe [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What if it's not even you who is trapped inside the imaginary world? You're just one of the bots that is designed to make someone else think they're not trapped, but the bots are designed so well that they've gained sentience.

0
1

[–] Luk3 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This changes EVERYTHING

load more comments ▼ (6 remaining)