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auto_turret (01:41:29 UTC):

Direstion is key

auto_turret (01:41:32 UTC):

lol

NotDrunkEnough (01:41:33 UTC):

i'm not drunk enough.

NotDrunkEnough (01:41:37 UTC):

you aren't either

NotDrunkEnough (01:41:43 UTC):

and this guy is deserving of a pint

inthetimeofnick (01:41:48 UTC):

By definition you can't have a machine with only one part

auto_turret (01:42:07 UTC):

I have to go down a fuck of stairs to get another beer

NotDrunkEnough (01:42:09 UTC):

can a machine function without a part?

NotDrunkEnough (01:42:16 UTC):

or does it just fuck up?

inthetimeofnick (01:42:39 UTC):

Depends on the part I guess

NotDrunkEnough (01:42:40 UTC):

go my friend. we'll wait

auto_turret (01:42:45 UTC):

theres also a elevator but theres regular police calling folks in there

NotDrunkEnough (01:43:02 UTC):

fuck the cops and fuck the people that call them.

NotDrunkEnough (01:43:12 UTC):

do what you feel you need to do my friend

auto_turret (01:43:18 UTC):

I 'm not in a hotel right now. I'm home, not a cop caller in sight

NotDrunkEnough (01:43:19 UTC):

if you are fucked, you are fucked.

auto_turret (01:43:32 UTC):

We're fucked

NotDrunkEnough (01:43:35 UTC):

lol

NotDrunkEnough (01:43:37 UTC):

not i

NotDrunkEnough (01:43:57 UTC):

i'll sink the goddamn ship before i'm fucked.

auto_turret (01:44:05 UTC):

It's going to be like federal rape you in the ass prison

NotDrunkEnough (01:44:17 UTC):

fucking bring it you cunts.

NotDrunkEnough (01:44:23 UTC):

thats what you tell them.

NotDrunkEnough (01:44:44 UTC):

a day being truly alive is worth dying.

NotDrunkEnough (01:44:56 UTC):

whats more exhilarating then pain and fury?

auto_turret (01:44:58 UTC):

we tell them 1st Amendment you commie faggot

NotDrunkEnough (01:45:09 UTC):

haha.

NotDrunkEnough (01:45:29 UTC):

i'll tell you that you need another fucking beer.

auto_turret (01:45:53 UTC):

dude.. I'm lucky I can walk

NotDrunkEnough (01:46:06 UTC):

so use that fucking ability.

NotDrunkEnough (01:46:22 UTC):

else i drink alone.

auto_turret (01:46:39 UTC):

That sucks ass

NotDrunkEnough (01:46:58 UTC):

my dude, just chill.

auto_turret (01:47:27 UTC):

don't tell me to just chill, I'm old enough to literally be your dad

NotDrunkEnough (01:47:45 UTC):

how'd you figure that?

NotDrunkEnough (01:49:18 UTC):

fucking back on music.

NotDrunkEnough (01:50:06 UTC):

heads must be hitting beds now huh?

NotDrunkEnough (01:51:18 UTC):

i need a fucking piss and a cigarette

auto_turret (01:51:34 UTC):

I just had a smoke n' piss \

auto_turret (01:52:02 UTC):

I guess we're waiting on you now..

auto_turret (01:55:51 UTC):

They're going to overwhelm you and hold you down. Stick their black member into your virgin butthole.

NotDrunkEnough (01:56:00 UTC):

lol

NotDrunkEnough (01:56:27 UTC):

my god, the overwhelming swarm of mulattos, i can see them now.

NotDrunkEnough (01:56:36 UTC):

there is a few albinos in the mix

NotDrunkEnough (01:56:45 UTC):

but

auto_turret (01:56:46 UTC):

You can kill every one of them

NotDrunkEnough (01:56:47 UTC):

yes

NotDrunkEnough (01:59:16 UTC):

i mean hell, are they armed?

NotDrunkEnough (01:59:30 UTC):

i need to ask some questions before people go dying.

NotDrunkEnough (02:00:32 UTC):

people dying is just a shifty topic.

NotDrunkEnough (02:00:55 UTC):

4 in now

NotDrunkEnough (02:01:06 UTC):

bout to be 5

NotDrunkEnough (02:05:29 UTC):

no one to talk to.

NotDrunkEnough (02:05:33 UTC):

feels lonely

NotDrunkEnough (02:15:12 UTC):

wow there must only be a couple of us goats

NotDrunkEnough (02:27:00 UTC):

holy fuck

NotDrunkEnough (02:27:03 UTC):

someone say something

auto_turret (02:56:20 UTC):

I ate of the damn hot wings

auto_turret (02:56:32 UTC):

with the blue cheese

auto_turret (02:59:52 UTC):

It has come to my attention that people are coming and I have to act sober

auto_turret (02:59:59 UTC):

Wish me luck.

NotDrunkEnough (03:01:53 UTC):

lol good luck

auto_turret (03:03:01 UTC):

I've got my no good dirty jew speech all lined up

auto_turret (03:04:06 UTC):

Maybe she'll bring a hot friend..

auto_turret (03:04:46 UTC):

who am I kidding.. she's never brought a hot friend in my file.. only nasty blue haired lesbos

auto_turret (03:05:59 UTC):

lol.. in my file.. cofvefe

auto_turret (03:07:37 UTC):

fuck they're here

auto_turret (03:08:04 UTC):

Later you jewish nigger trans fuckers

NotDrunkEnough (03:10:22 UTC):

lol

NotDrunkEnough (03:10:31 UTC):

i hope you are having the time of your life.

NotDrunkEnough (03:10:40 UTC):

shit i sound like green day

NotDrunkEnough (04:33:43 UTC):

are you fucking kidding me?

NotDrunkEnough (04:33:49 UTC):

this place clears out this fast?

NotDrunkEnough (05:08:39 UTC):

cunts all the lot of ya

NotDrunkEnough (06:08:36 UTC):

any fucks here?

NotDrunkEnough (06:42:15 UTC):

fucking cunts

NotDrunkEnough (06:42:18 UTC):

hello

NotDrunkEnough (06:42:24 UTC):

fucking shit

NotDrunkEnough (06:42:37 UTC):

voat is this unpopulated?

NotDrunkEnough (06:43:16 UTC):

come on fucks

NotDrunkEnough (06:43:19 UTC):

someone

NotDrunkEnough (06:43:21 UTC):

respond

NotDrunkEnough (06:43:23 UTC):

auto

NotDrunkEnough (06:43:25 UTC):

someone

NotDrunkEnough (06:43:54 UTC):

qinb

NotDrunkEnough (06:43:59 UTC):

womb

NotDrunkEnough (06:45:05 UTC):

fucking anyone?

NotDrunkEnough (06:49:28 UTC):

shit as sure shit its bullshit

NotDrunkEnough (06:49:52 UTC):

we even got space management

NotDrunkEnough (07:03:57 UTC):

we even got fucked up management

NotDrunkEnough (07:31:31 UTC):

fuckingserious?

hecho (11:28:12 UTC):

its sunday

hecho (11:28:17 UTC):

you know what that means

zyklon-b (12:19:54 UTC):

real sane killed himself last night, he will not be missed

MetalAegis (03:31:22 UTC):

rise and shine faggots

Voat (03:44:37 UTC):

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