We were having a break and my libshit colleagues got into an argument regarding immigration. One of them claimed that it's an economic issue and that we should admit anyone in this country because "they're just trying to make money and support their families" while the other braindead dipshit had a strong stance that we should let everyone come in because it's basic human right.
I couldn't fucking stand it anymore.
I asked them both, so that everyone present could hear me, if the immigrants want to have strong economy and basic human rights then why don't they work and achieve them in their respective countries of origin instead of coming here?
Now the entire company is incoherently yelling at me and I'm laughing at them. They want me to fucking apologize for saying that. I think I'm gonna get fired.
EDIT
I actually managed to make the situation worse. By a lot. Everything pretty much died down when some guys from upper management appeared to see what the ruckus is about, I came forward and explained the situation and I was asked (again) to apologize for saying that and hurting their feelings. And so I did, I apologized. I apologized by saying that I'm deeply sorry that Andrew and Ethan got their feelings hurt by my remarks about immigration and that if they love diversity and multiculturalism that much I will be more than happy to financially support their effort in immigrating from America to Zimbabwe where everyone is diverse and non privileged. Shit was bad. Now it got hysterical. I'm so getting fired, that part is not fun. But I still can't stop fucking laughing. I think I'm losing it.
EDIT 2
I escalated the situation to the point where some of the female colleagues started crying. One of the managers told me he's giving me one more chance to remedy the situation by declaring myself as a non Trump supporter and to find the way to make Andrew and Ethan not angry with me. I told everyone at the office that I have perfect people just for that. Their names are Pajeet and Rasheed, the Indian Java developers who can't tell a difference between a class and a method and they can't really grasp the concepts of polymorphism and encapsulation, but that's perfectly fine because they're non white and that Andrew and Ethan can spend some time checking their privilege while diverse people do their job for 10% of their pay. I also told them that rejecting Rasheed and Pajeet would be illegal because they're Israel's exports. And as far as Trump goes I told them I never actually supported the guy, I was just forced into voting for him because I don't think a woman that drinks blood of dead kids she raped with her witch friends and supports her rapist husband should have any say where our military should fight and start wars. The office is almost dead silent now. You can hear occasional sobbing.
EDIT 3
I was asked to take the rest of the day off and come back Monday. The management wants to discuss the situation. I need to take a break from Voat.